Tuesday 31 October 2017

Ep. 58 - Dr. Fever and Mr. Tide

October 31, 2017

Writers: Steve Marshall
Director: Rod Daniel
Original Air Date: February 7, 1981

Call it the dungarees versus the disco suits.

This is a strangely dated episode of "WKRP in Cincinnati" even for 1981. Today it plays like an episode of "Mad Men" in which the audience is constantly asking "Is that really how things happened?"

I believe this episode exists for reasons outside of the story, which I will get to later. Storywise, the entire HOUR LONG episode is based on the premise of business versus authenticity. This is the moment, dear readers, in which the baby boomer generation (the "dungarees" of these past three season) must enter the Dark Night of the Soul and decide to either cling to their fading, tie-dyed ideals or embrace the Reagan-era, trickle down "greed is good" aesthetic and do what is best for business, best for your own wants and best for the bottom line. For John Caravella, this decision will literally rip his mind in half.

Writing a blog 36 years after this show aired means the direction of society has already been decided. Johnny has been perpetually broke since we first met him. If "Gotta Dance" is going to pay him $500 a week, that's more than Jennifer makes (we learned in Ep. 10 she is the highest paid employee at WKRP at $24,000 a year) PLUS he gets to keep his WKRP job. We saw in this season's "Daydreams" episode, Johnny longs to be the decadent, adored rock star figure he has always admired. Since getting fired in LA, Johnny's always been looking for a way to get back on top. The song he plays as his defiant send off from "Gotta Dance" is "Ready Teddy" by Little Richard, an artist who wore makeup and sparkling costumes to help sell his music. In 2017, there's not even a decision to be made: Dr. Fever would have taken the money and played music he didn't like.  As the Ripper himself says "The dude was stuck in the 60's and these are the 80's!"

But we as the audience are suppose to see Johnny as our better selves, the side that is never going to sell out. Loyal to the ideal that Rock 'n Roll can change the world, we are rooting for Johnny to have his Rip Tide cake and eat his WKRP cake too (sorry for strangling that metaphor). We want to be Johnny and believe we could walk away from both the big payday and the legal threats just to stand by our convictions.

We need to see the producer, Avis, as the face of the bad guys: the corporate suits. We need to forget that Johnny signed contracts, drunk, without a lawyer and then tried to back out 45 minutes before the show was to air.

Which begs the larger question: why hire Johnny Fever for a TV Dance show? Venus Fly Trap, who regularly plays a style of music more in line with what the producer wants, is literally standing right beside him! If this producer ever listened to Johnny's show, in which he famously never plays the hits, why would she think he'd be a good host for "Gotta Dance"? After looking at him, in his dark, rumbled T-shirt and sagging skin (sorry Howard) no one would hire him to host this show. If he was so important to it success, it would have been called "Dr. Fever's Dance Prescription" and replacing him with a no-name Rip Tide would have killed it.

I've written all of this and none of it matters. Because none of that is why this show was written, and certainly not why it had to be an hour long. This episode is an acting showcase for Howard Hesseman. He was nominated the season previously for an Emmy and would be again this season. I was not able to confirm if he was nominated in 1981 for this episode in particular but I be surprised if it wasn't. Hesseman plays both characters to their fullest, sometimes within the same sentence!

Johnny isn't just ashamed of the Rip Tide character he created - he's paranoid of him! He genuinely is afraid this "schlemiel" is going to take over his life. Johnny goes from casually taking on this new job to anger and fear about the job to glee that he's fooling people with this new persona to fearing the persona to regretting the whole thing happened. Rip Tide moves from being thrilled to perform to ambitious about his career to annoyed Johnny is holding him back. That's a lot for one actor to keep a handle on and Hesseman navigates well.

I'd love to get a commentary from Hesseman on this episode, describing how much was on the page and how much was improvised. We know about his years with the San Francisco improv troop the Committee and how he drew on that time to play Johnny Fever. I want to know if he came up with "I could eat you up Jennipoo. Yum, yum yum!" on the spot.

So many good lines! "My wink is my word, digez vous?" "The undoubtably soulful Oblivious Neutron Bomb!" "Well, I Gotta Dance! Hug hug!"

I felt a little split myself figuring out what to write this blog about. I was going to write a whole piece on schizophrenia and how it is NOT split personality disorder. And how Les can not claim to be "something of an expert" on it because he saw "Three Faces of Eve." I could have also written quite a bit about the relationship between Herb and The Ripper, and that Herb is the first person, even before Avis, to see what the potential of Rip Tide could be. I also gave some thought to how poorly Venus and Bailey treated John Caravella. If he wasn't going to be the Dr. Fever they knew, they were ready to abandon him. I also could go on at great lengths about how the time in this episode is too condensed. Johnny becomes Rip in under an hour. It seems like the whole "Gotta Dance" phenomena lasted a month at most.

But I'm going to wrap it up the way the episode wrapped it up - discussing payola. We saw in Ep. 14 "Johnny Comes Back" that the one unforgivable thing in radio (or even radio on the television) is to suggest the band or label have paid to have their songs played. Johnny knew that treating people badly, drinking, drugs, insulting his audience or even an interest in "really young girls" would not be enough to make the Rip Tide character unsellable. But saying he's only playing a song because it's been paid for is the death knell. Although that might have been a lie, it was only because Johnny was getting paid that Rip was pretending to like these songs as well. Where did the real payola start and excuse payola end? Maybe the way to judge would be to have Jennifer defiantly say "No! I really liked those songs."

Roy

Other Notes - Mary Frann, who played Avis, went on to her greatest success playing Bob Newhart's wife, Joanne, on "Newhart," which was also an MTM Production. She died in 1998.  "Gotta Dance" is based on the nationally syndicated dance show "Solid Gold" which ran from 1980 to, surprisingly, 1988. Allen Carr was a producer and manager whose clients included "the undoubtedly soulful" Olivia Newton-John, Ann-Margaret, Herb Alpert and many more. He also produce the films "Grease" and the Village People's "Can't Stop the Music."


Thursday 19 October 2017

Ep. 57 - Venus and the Man

October 19, 2017

Writers: Hugh Wilson
Director: Rod Daniel
Original Air Date: January 31, 1981
^^^ Very Important ^^^

What the writers of this episode (who included Tim Reid as well as the credited Hugh Wilson) want you to remember about this episode is its commentary about the life of Africian Americans in the U.S., specifically Cincinnati, in 1980. It is jarring to notice this is the first episode of WKRP with more than two black characters in it. The writers want you to remember the value of education in such a society. But that's not what you remember.

You remember the atom.

Venus claims he can teach Arnold the basics of the atom in two minutes and "you'll remember it for months." That's not true. I've remembered it for decades! The Newboys, The Pros and the Elected Ones got me through Grade 9 chemistry better than my teacher did. In fact, when I first received the Shout Factory box set, this was the first episode I showed my son - because he needed to know about the atom for science class. "Turkey's Away" was second.

In the previous episode, a dead frog is presented to each staff member and we watch their reactions to it. We have an idea of how each will react because, after three seasons, we have come to know the nuances of each character's personality. In this episode, each staff member is presented, not with something ridiculous, but with something very real... a black man. And not the black man they have all become friends with in the past three years, but a "Big, Tricky and Bad" black man.

The first reaction we hear is actually from the audience. They sort of gasp and oooooh the way a crowd does before two Real Housewives have a catfight ????????? What are they expecting to happen in this episode? Certainly not a chemistry lesson.

Mr. Carlson comes out first, and is visibly terrified by the gang. In fact, he seeks a sort of protection from Venus and then hides in his lush, comfortable office until they go away. Even ultra-liberal Bailey is uncomfortable, giggling her way through a half-hearted defense of education.

Yet the centrepiece of these interactions is Les. Again, remember back to just the previous episode in which Les asks Venus if he knows of "some voodoo plantation thing" to get paint off a frog. When he first met Venus in the pilot, Les asked him if he noticed "there are an awful lot of negros in sports." Venus groans at whatever Les might say.

Surprisingly, amazingly, he is not only not actively bigoted, but complimentary and excited to share some of his views on black influence on America as a whole. It's a different type of racism from Carlson's direct jump to fear and hiding. Les would never give that speech to Bailey or Herb. But Les "can't help noticing both... gentlemen are black." He could have just left the office after introducing himself as a friend of Arnold's mother, but he can't do it. Oddly, the speech he gives sounds like what a white professor might give to an undergraduate class on African studies. It sounds read from a book. Les is polite and thrilled to express these ideas he has learned in a forum he assumes would be interested in them.

I wonder if meeting Venus has encouraged Les to read up on the African American experience. He seems to know much more on the subject than he did before they met.

Johnny doesn't care that Arnold is black or big. Herb may be the most genuine. Finding a $100 bill will do that to Herb. But he isn't either nervous or overly impressed and the "hip" walk he tries after the two men leave is really just a tacked on joke.

"I think there are only two things anybody cares about in this world: 1) Survival 2) Conquest." That is a really interesting quote, especially coming from Gordon Sims. Think about what we know about him: Vietnam vet and deserter. Where was the line draw between conquest and survival for him? Failed school teacher: How did that job conquer him? Black DJ at a white radio station: is that a battle to survive for him? Does slipping a little Della Reese into the playlist constitute a conquest? Venus has obviously been thinking about it.

Venus Flytrap has always been the character that has had the least continuity to his character. When he first entered the show, if was as a flamboyant, freaky, funky DJ - a blast of New Orleans street into buttoned-up Cincinnati. But then we heard the harrowing story of Gordon Sims, the Vietnam deserter. Venus has been Johnny's investment advisor and a Boy Scout leader. We've heard that he played Triple A baseball in Texas for three years. In the very next episode, we'll hear he hosted a children's program as Sailor Ned. Now we hear the he graduated from Carlise State Teacher's College. That's a lot for one person by the age of 31. Tim Reid has mentioned in interviews that he was insistant the character of Venus portray a well-rounded black man and not a stereotypical "jive" cartoon.

So is the "jive" Venus Reid's method of "survival" - getting on a network show, and then his scattershot development a method of "conquest" - show the many sides of a man who happens to be black? Possibly. It would show just how "strong and smart" Tim Reid is.

Roy

Other Notes - There is no Carlise State Teacher's College. The closest thing I found is Dickinson College in Carlise, Pennsyvania, but they do not offer a teaching program. Cora's little boy Arnold looks like a "regular man" because he was portrayed by dancer Keny Long, who was in his early 30's at the time.


Monday 9 October 2017

Ep. 56 - Frog Story

October 9, 2017

Writers: Robert H. Dolman
Director: Rod Daniel
Original Air Date: January 24, 1981

^^^FAMOUSLY FUNNY^^^


First thing I need to get off my chest with this episode is that there is a running joke that I don't think most people get. It doesn't earn a laugh from the audience and none of the characters make a comment on it, so I need to point this out right now: nobody in their right mind spray paints the INTERIOR of their kitchen cabinets! Much less in pink! You would choke on the fumes! It would go on too thick, drip off, and make a huge mess! Spray paint in not durable enough for that much wear and tear - that why most cabinet interiors are left alone, or maybe have shelf paper in them.

Nobody spray paints the interior of their kitchen cabinets! Certainly not pink! It's a joke to show once again how clueless and lazy Herb is, and that it was his cluelessness and laziness that killed a frog. We all need to laugh at that for a minute before I can go on.

And how did the frog get into the kitchen cabinets to end up being spray painted in any case?!? The frog is kept in Bunny's room. So how did...

Nope, nope. I'm okay. I'm better now. With those huge logic jumps behind us, let's go ahead and analyze this generally very good episode of "WKRP in Cincinnati."

Remember that this episode appears only six years after the original MTM Productions show "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" aired its funniest episode called "Chuckles Bites the Dust." This episode is always listed with WKRP's "Turkeys Away" as one of the funniest episode of television ever aired. Ostensibly, that episode is about the funeral of kiddie show host Chuckles the Clown (and thankfully, not Sailor Ned) after a bizarre accident. But really it's about characters trying not to laugh at a ridiculous situation.  The writer of this episode, Robert H. Dolman (see: Other Notes - there's a lot about him) who only wrote this one episode for WKRP would definitely have known this and may have used the same idea to pitch a script to another MTM show.

Even before the credits, we see Jennifer trying to hold in her laughter so as not to appear rude to a distraught Herb over his painting of Bunny's pet frog. Bailey can't even bring herself to tell Les what happened. Andy is complete nonchalant about the whole incident. Venus thinks it's the setup to a joke until Les quickly says something racially insensitive about how Venus could help. Strangely Les is the only person who really tries to help by convincing Herb to take Greenpeace the frog to the only doctor in the building.

Les exhibits a behaviour I remember well from the 1970's that I don't see in the world as much today: doctors as Gods. Perhaps it is through changes in pop culture that takes us from the saintly "Marcus Welby, MD" through "ER" and into "Gray's Anatomy" that has pulled doctors down from their pedestals, but there was once a time when the word of a doctor was law. To ask for a second opinion was practically unheard of and the motivations of doctors were not questioned. That's why, eventually the opinion of a podiatrist is seen as valuable in the case of a chemically poisoned frog.

Let's also pause to note that I think this is the first time the word "environmentalist" has ever been used on the show. It's used to describe Herb's daughter Bunny and I think it's an interesting decision for the daughter of Herb and Lucille. It's as if this little eight-year-old has already looked at the adult role models in her life and said "Nope. There's gotta be another way to go."

WKRP is never more itself then when it takes a ridiculous situation and passes it from character to character to see how they handle it. Think of Ep. 35 in which Johnny thinks he hears God, or Ep. 20 when Carlson's weird son visits. Now they are passing around a frog in a shoebox so every character can give their explanations of death. Now all of that stifled laughter has turned into the same general condolences people give when a friend's relative dies: they don't know quite what to say but they want to appear sympathetic. Jennifer even says "my sympathies, Herb." Herb, who was so distraught earlier, is now the person who has to remind everyone that Greenpeace was "just a frog." Andy calls him "a great frog;" Venus goes even farther, saying "he was an all right frog."

Jennifer and Bailey go into a very deep discussion on the nature of death. To Jennifer "death is the logical, unavoidable conclusion to all things." Bailey mentions how waves may end but the water that makes a wave continue, and I believe that's proof that, at some point on her summer vacation, Bailey got high at the beach.

Through all of this discussion of poisonings and death, the staff misses the main point that has upset Herb so much: what will his daughter think of him? How disappointed will she be in him that he has killed something she cares about. Despite Herb trying his best to "Herb" his way out of facing the music, in the end he does come clean and tell his daughter the truth.

Which brings us to what I always remember most about this episode: "schistosomiasis!" Whenever someone around me is ill and they don't know what's the matter, I'll often yell "schistosomiasis" and nobody but me gets the reference.

Schistosomiasis, or "snail fever" is caused by parasitic flatworms and is caused by contact with contaminated fresh water. It is most commonly found in the developing countries in Africa and Asia (thanks, Wikipedia). In short, it is not the sort of disease a DJ in Cincinnati is likely to pick up. A lot of this episode is taken up with Les's frightening diagnosis of Johnny's cold, especially "the chin-chest thing." The highlight of all this is Johnny's complaint that people will care more about the health of an animal than another human. "It's like in the movies. You can waste the entire Confederate Army - nobody cares. 395,000 guys deader than doornails. But you kill one collie, everyone collapses in grief."

Roy


Other Notes: The writer is credited as "Robert H. Dolman." He would go on to greater success as Bob Dolman under which he won two Emmys writing for SCTV. In fact, he even married and had two children with SCTV star Andrea Martin and his sister was married to another SCTV alum Martin Short. He also wrote the films "Willow" and "Far and Away".
Johnny is referencing the collie Lassie, who was a TV staple in the 1950's and 60's. The actor who played the doctor, Kenneth Tigar, currently has 156 imdb.com acting credits. Stacy Heather Tolkin, who portrayed bunny both here and in "Real Families" was also a voice of Sally from The Peanuts cartoons.



Monday 2 October 2017

Ep. 55 - Daydreams

September 30, 2017

Writers: Peter Torokvei
Director: Rod Daniel
Original Air Date: January 17, 1981

As much as every episode of WKRP in Cincinnati is a strange episode, this one is stranger than most, in its structure and tone. This really feels like an episode written by committee, with each member of the staff perhaps being given one "daydream"to write and that Peter Torokvei gets the writing credit because he put the pieces together. I have no evidence of that other than the feeling I get from watching the show.

However, if I can still assume the entire episode was directed by one person, regular director Rod Daniel, then kudos to him, because each daydream looks and feels very different from the others which in turn feel very different from the "real life" of the big guy's speech. Some of the daydreams are very elaborate while others are not much more than a one joke set-up.

Here's a very geeky blogger's theory: I think the characters with the most elaborate daydreams (Herb, Les and Andy) are the characters who feel the trapped in their own lives and do the most daydreaming - they are really good daydreamers. Those characters who are most satisfied with their lives (Jennifer and Venus) have the simplest daydreams - they are only daydreaming because they are bored. Again I have no evidence the writers were putting that much thought into it, other than from watching the show.

In his book "Here on Gilligan's Island," Russell Johnson, who played the Professor, said his favourite episodes were the dream sequence ones ("Gilligan's Island" seemed to have a dream sequence every fifth episode) because all the actors got to play different roles than their usual characters. I would have to imagine the same is true for the actors in this episode. Everybody gets to play dress up! (except for Gordon Jump, who got to play a lot of dress up back at Christmas time, so we can't feel too bad for him). The best example of this is in Johnny's daydream of rock stardom, in which everyone gets in on the decedent rockstar lifestyle: Jennifer is the sexy limo driver; Andy is the sleazy promoter, Herb is a leather clad fan while Bailey is a wide-eyed groupie; Les is a... bowtied rock reporter? and Venus is the corn-rowed "Jamaican Doctor" to the rockstar.

But I'm starting at the end. Let's go back to the beginning. Mr. Carlson is nervous about giving the keynote address at the Annual Ohio Broadcasters Dinner. Let's not worry ourselves too much about how many people had to turn down this "honour" before it was bestowed to the General Manager of a mid-ranked AM rock radio station in Cincinnati. Or that Mr. Carlson is delivering a speech outlining the history of radio to an audience that would already have in depth knowledge of the history of radio. Carlson is nervous so Andy (with Jennifer's help) convinces him to test the speech out on the staff.

Note the knowing little wink Jennifer gives Mr. Carlson when she advises him to "imagine your audience is naked" to help him relax. It's as if she's giving him permission to do something naughty that she knows he'll like. In fact, she mentions it twice, and each time Carlson gets a good chuckle... at Andy's and Les's expense.

Johnny guesses at what Andy already knows when he moans "Oh God." It a fifth grade level speech, running through the historic highlights of the 20th century and the role radio played in them. It's starts by stating the obvious, radio is for speaking to the people, and this prompts the first daydream.

Herb is now "Franco" the dictator/monarch of a small South American country besieged by rebels (Franco must be a take-off on Frank Bonner's name). It's surprising to see that Herb's fantasy is all about romancing the most beautiful woman in his country - Jennifer - and not something more graphic. The fantasy is about being sauve, romantic, powerful - all the things the real Herb is not. Jennifer is just the conclusion of that. The best line of the episode is Franco's timing on "I too am in love with someone. The pope... has again refused my request for a divorce."

This then floats to a very simple daydream of Jennifer imagining herself being romanced by Cary Grant. It completely fits Jennifer's personality that she wouldn't imagine a more comtemporary heartthrob, say like Robert Redford, but a classic leading man, like... Les? who gives the wonderful reading on "I was wondering if you could pour something sticky all over me?" I don't know how you daydream, but I usually don't have random people popping up in my imagination to ruin the daydream. That's is just the connective tissue to the next dream.

Les is an interesting case because he lives in his daydream all the time. He has always seen himself as a modern day Edward R. Murrow, the legendary CBS newsman who made a name himself reporting on the European front of World War II. Being radio, Murrow needed to describe in florid detail what he was seeing and hearing around him. It was exciting for the time, but to modern ears, it sounds excessive and showy, like watching an opera on TV. But it's a style Nesman has always emulated. So to see him daydreaming of standing on a rooftop in mid-Blitz London, with an enamored "dame" at his side, waiting to have a few drinks with the boys,  is simply the lifestyle he has actually aspired to.

When you watch the end of this episode, you will notice the credits begin before the action ends and there is no epilogue scene. This is actually the longest single episode of WKRP as it runs about two minutes longer than the average. The "linking" device makes it difficult to cut anything out. I have read stories that Bailey's daydream sequence often got cut from syndication, however I clearly remember it airing. Having said all of that, it's easy to see why it would have been cut. It's boring. There are two jokes: one is that we are to figure out Bailey has become President of the United States. The other is that Johnny is her neglected First Spouse who is worried about "the social calendar" and longing for affection. Another way to say that is this: can you imagine a world in which a woman is the President of the United States and a man had to do all of the First Lady stuff? Har-de har har!!

Let's get past that very dated idea and look at some other stuff. Whereas Herb dreams of romancing Jennifer, Bailey actually daydreams about ignoring her spouse? Who daydreams about being a jerk? Also, this dream isn't either elaborate like Herb's or Les's, or simple like Jennifer's. It's just boring. More importantly, if we are to keep up the "linking device," shouldn't ANDY be the First Husband? I understand we have seen the flirtations between Bailey and Johnny in the past, but if the writers really wanted to show a shift in the power balance, having her boss in bed would be much more effective.

Andy's daydream is all about power, but it is interesting to note he is the only one daydreaming about being at the radio station. Andy's dream is all about getting respect from the actual staff and results for the actual station. Helping Herb land a big client and getting Johnny to play the playlist, all as an unquestionable mafia boss is what Andy desires. What's funny is that in this daydream, Johnny not playing the playlist is Don Travis's greatest problem - one that earns a Kiss of Death. Not Herb or Les or even Mama Carlson.

Venus's daydream simply doesn't make sense given what we know of the character. Even if we think he would want to be a standup comedian (Tim Reid is the only WKRP cast member who actually was a stand up comedian), why would he want to be a cheesy Vegas standup playing to "Sammy and Frankie"? Wouldn't he have wanted to be Richard Pryor? Also, like Jennifer, who gets their daydreams interrupted by outside characters? Neither Jennifer of Venus know how to daydream well. It really seems tacked on and, although I'm not a fan of Bailey's dream, I would much rather have cut this one for time in syndication.

At the end, Carlson's speech is a success, in that it is over. Carlson's daydream of delivering a successful speech has come true. "Frankly Andy, I think I stunned 'em!"

Roy

Other Notes: Is this my longest episode of the blog? Which two minutes need to be trimmed for syndication?